VIDEO: 12/06/2019 - 08:10 pm CDT - Don't steal The Stolen News Bum, Do Not Feed. LOL

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Defendant mentions Mark W. Mumma by name. First with his last name, then again later in the video by his first name. He then goes on to mention Mumma's website "Stolen News" a dozen times. Originally the defendant's release conditions prohibited him from mentioning the names of his targets without their permission. Mumma has granted no such permission to the defendant.

• Not that I know what a monkey's ass tastes like. But I know a Mumma's boy who might. Hmmm? (00:35)
• "Don't steal the stolen news" is the title of this show, ladies and gents. (01:18)
• Don't steal the stolen news. (01:21)
• And don't steal the stolen news.(01:57)
• Defendant launches into an insult rant. For a year and a half, he has said the following about / to Mark W. Mumma:
  • Defendant has repeatedly called Mumma "a schmuck."
  • Defendant has repeatedly claimed Mumma's wife "is going to leave him" or "is ashamed of him" or should be with defendant, because they "have the same last name."
  • Defendant has repeatedly and falsely claimed Mumma's "gets sued all the time" and "lost all his lawsuits"
  • Defendant has repeatedly claimed Mumma is "riding his coattails" or isn't creative enough to "come up with his own thing"
  • Defendant has repeatedly claimed Mumma is trying to defame him on the stolen.news website.
  • Defendant has repeatedly claimed Mumma is a closet homosexual.
  • Defendant has repeatedly claimed Mumma is a "bum" and a "troll".
  • Defendant appears to utter a veiled threat "But we ain't gonna let him steal the news, now are we ladies and gents? No-no-no, we ain't gonna let that schmucky guy steal the news." (02:34)
  • Defendant has repeatedly stated that "it doesn't matter what fanpage you make." and "It doesn't matter what website... or what... claimed movie you're gonna make..." (03:43)
• A long, long time. Long time! Hey, don't feed the stolen news. (06:52)
• I'm just rambling off some shit... So... Don't feed the stolen news bum. (08:37)
• in my hands right, Mark? But, hey! No internet, might as well go shop. We need to have fun! (12:38)
• But make sure you... make sure you don't... you don't steal the stolen news, okay? (18:01)
• Make sure you don't steal the stolen news, okay? There's somebody out there and he's (18:07)
• stealing stolen news and you don't want that guy to continue stealing the stolen news, (18:13)
• cuz he's a stolen news bum, alright? Alright. Okay, so make sure you say no. Say no to (18:17)
• drugs, and say no to stolen news bums. Anyway, signing off. Love you guys! (18:25)

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Unless the restrictions of not being able to discuss people by name without their permission have been lifted, this is a breach of release conditions.

This video is provided to the crown prosecutor as new evidence in Docket # 180896953P1 - Crown Prosecution - Specialized prosecution branch of the Alberta, Canada Justice, and Solicitor General -vs- John Hans Anderson.

Transcript

00:04	All right. You guys, I'm gonna sit here and I'm gonna wait until we get a few more
00:07	viewers on key. As I wait, I'll sit back and just use my imagination.
00:17	Just go ahead and use my imagination, see? In the meantime... Don't smoke. For any of you out
00:25	there who are watching this video. Smoking is bad. Bad for your health.
00:30	Make sure you're never smoke. Smoking is so bad. It tastes like a monkey's ass.
00:35	Not that I know what a monkey's ass tastes like. But I know a Mumma's boy who might. Hmmm?
00:44	Hey Shonna Burns! A Burn. Nice to see you. Nice to see you. It's a pleasure to be back.
00:54	Now we don't want to be feeding... I forgot the name of the title to the show.
01:00	Yeah. Long time no see. I've been a busy guy. You know. Got to defeat evil, right?
01:05	Sometimes you got to defeat evil while you're ... offline, right? So hey, and don't worry.
01:18	"Don't steal the stolen news" is the title of this show, ladies and gents.
01:21	Don't steal the stolen news.
01:25	Now, heh heh, this video is actually dedicated to showing you
01:30	one of the many, many voices that I can do, in regards to, you know, silvermanslim.com
01:36	voice acting and so on, and so forth. So, but we'll put a little theme
01:41	behind it. A little bit of a... a little bit of a "kick" if you will.
01:47	Right?
01:49	So I'm just making this video here to promote my voices, you know. You need a voice?
01:54	Check out silvermanslim.com...
01:57	And don't steal the stolen news.
02:03	(wheezy laugh)
02:07	There once was a guy, who liked to fiddle around on the internet.
02:12	Now this guy was a bit of a schmuck. His wife left him. He keeps getting sued left right and center
02:19	And this little schmuck, is still schmucking around on the Internet. Can you believe
02:25	that ladies and gents? Still schmucking around. Now if you need
02:28	this voice make sure you check out silvermanslim.com. Now he's still schmucking around...
02:34	Still trying to steal the stolen news. But what kind of guy can't come up
02:40	with his own thing? He's gotta rub up against somebody else's ass.
02:47	Now that ain't charisma. They ain't creativity either.
02:53	So the poor, useless Internet bum... troll... wants to continue to steal the news.
03:02	But we ain't gonna let him steal the news, now are we ladies and gents? No-no-no, we ain't gonna
03:06	let that schmucky guy steal the news. Cuz we don't like it when bums steal the
03:12	news now do we? No-no-no.
03:19	This guy I know... This guy.. no you.. he was... he's been off the
03:27	Internet for quite some time. And he's been planning a lot of real cool shit.
03:35	You know, a real comeback.
03:38	Something that's really gonna hit them right below the belt!
03:43	So it doesn't matter what fanpage you make.
03:46	It doesn't matter what website... or what... claimed movie you're gonna make...
03:54	Cuz I'm still gonna win. Cuz guess what? I'm a winner.
04:00	That's what winners do.
04:01	They win.
04:04	So how about a different... Here... here's a different voice. Let me see... (unintelligible)
04:08	I'm gonna try a bit of a different one here... Heh. Okay. Now for some of you out there,
04:14	John lived in a camper. He lived in a tree. Okay, wait... Well, actually, we'll show you the camper.
04:18	Okay, we'll show you the camper. (laughing) Did you guys really
04:23	believe half that shit on the internet? Did ya? Oh wait, you can't. It's really dark.
04:27	I'll show it to you in the morning. But the camper's right there. It's right there.
04:30	It's right there!
04:33	It's right there.
04:36	Aww... Come on Gemma. Inside. (makes noises at dog.)
04:40	(Door shuts)
04:43	So how is everybody out there today...
04:46	Huh? Come on. You're looking for some real good voices to promote your YouTube
04:49	video anything you want, you got. Come on. We will do it. Hear this up.
04:55	Silvermanslim.com is the place to go if you want some real wicked voices.
05:01	(in a pirate voice) Blar! Ya be puttin' me on the fucking Internet,
05:04	(unintelligible) to silver man slim.
05:07	How's that one? You like that one?
05:09	That's called the "pirate voice". You like that one... I like that... Lots of people...
05:12	I get asked to do the pirate and the fucking Italian mobster voice quite often ladies
05:16	and gents. Often. Often... Often! All right. Don't be afraid to share this video
05:25	ladies and gents. All right? it's just a little bit of a promo video here to
05:30	advertise... you know... some voices and stuff that you may want to purchase
05:36	one of our actors behind my team at silvermanslim.com.
05:40	So go ahead you guys check it out. Silvermanslim.com
05:43	or where... where all the goodies are at.
05:47	I don't know if I'm getting comments or not, but hey. Whoa!
05:51	How do you... (heh) It's been so long... How... how did
05:54	a guy I see... what... how did a guy... invite people to your... to your video?
06:00	I just can't figure it out. I can wave at someone. Oh, do you have turn it sideways?
06:05	No. you don't have to do that. What the fuck?
06:08	🎵 Somebody help me! 🎵
06:11	I'm just kidding. Heh, heh, heh, heh...
06:14	Shonna, you still there? Geez man. It has been a while. Shit... shit.
06:19	Man it's been a while. Yes, my little kitten... my pussy kat... is my pussy kat is
06:28	watching right now at this very minute. She's sitting around at the computer,
06:33	I want you to make sure no negativity. That's right. She's makes some really
06:37	great admin, if I don't say so myself. Right? Heh, heh.
06:43	HOLY SHIT!
06:47	it's been a while. I gotta say. It's... It's been a fucking long time actually, I'm telling you.
06:52	A long, long time. Long time! Hey, don't feed the stolen news.
06:59	Hey, I'm back! Hey Hey Hey. Pamela, hey! Hey, Ryan. Hi Shane.
07:07	Pleasure to see everybody tonight! Holy Shit! No, I just thought I'd fart around I got spare time
07:15	you know... Do a... do a few funky voices... and, you know, do some funny shit.
07:22	So, if you guys ever get attacked online, you want somebody with some fucking cojones.
07:26	And I mean balls the size of a fucking ostrich eggs. You fucking hit me up.
07:31	I'm your guy. I'm your fucking guy. If you hit someone else, I'm gonna fucking
07:35	backhand you. You know what I'm saying? You get what I'm saying?
07:40	heh. Shane in the house, Hey buddy. The guy that can do fucking an awesome voice I really
07:44	like that... that... girl voice, man. That is a fucking... that is an epic, epic voice ladies and gents.
07:53	They don't allow you to pull people up in a box anymore? Why?
07:57	Too many people moonin' and shit? Is that... Heh, heh, heh...
08:04	Well, that sucks.
08:06	Wow. I guess there is another detour to that I would probably be like what, like
08:10	OBS or some shit? Right? Streaming through OBS? So how is the internet life
08:17	out there ladies and gentlemen? How is the... the internet life? Did I not go out
08:23	and say the tactic would work? and it would work,
08:26	and it worked! Anyway... I'm... like I said, I'm just out here
08:31	practice in my voices. Nothing I say is relatively related to anything.
08:37	I'm just rambling off some shit... So... 🎵 Don't feed the stolen news bum. 🎵
08:42	Yeah. Heh, heh, heh...
08:44	Did you guys know I could sing? I should actually one day, go on a live, and maybe
08:49	do some Frank Sinatra shit for you, you know? 🎵 It was a wonderful year, when I was seventeen.
08:58	It was a very good year... 🎵
09:02	Holy shit! Man. Yeah. Shane you don't call
09:06	no more man. I just gave up phoning. You don't answer. Kat texts you.
09:11	You don't text back. So I'm feeling it... I'm so feeling, so left out of the circle and
09:17	that's just not right. You... it's... you know what I mean? I just... I'm feeling so left out.
09:22	It's so not right...so... you know. Here I am thinking about who I'm
09:28	gonna share melting my candy cane in a hot chocolate with and I thought it was
09:32	gonna be so Shane, but the guy never calls me back and I'm feeling so, so
09:38	betrayed like who else are you seeing out there? That's just so not fair.
09:48	The first one to say I pulled that off really... good... this is... is gonna feel this feather.
09:56	(unintelligible) feel the feather. So... so everybody's on you're talking each other
10:03	no... nobody's paying attention to the guy who's in the video now,
10:07	are they? No... Heh, heh, heh...
10:13	So, yes. Johnny's back! I'm a little bit delayed though. I was supposed to be
10:18	doing this whole fucking thing with silver man slim on their fanpage and
10:21	shit but I'm a little bit delayed. It's... it's Christmas, you know, I've had to do a
10:25	lot of shopping and stuff like that. And yada, yada, yada, yada, yada.
10:28	See? So, I've been, you know, really busy
10:31	and that was supposed to start. And UFC's Brad Kohler was supposed to
10:37	co-host the show with me. Positive that was supposed to encourage the youth, but
10:44	he is really busy right now and make sure you guys do check out Brad Kohler.
10:47	I'm gonna say that right now. Check out Brad Kohler.
10:49	Good friend of mine. UFC fighter. World MMA champion. You can check him out he's
10:55	also the inventor of what's called the "Combo Hitter". All right? It's the newest
11:01	revolution to the punching bag. And you guys make sure you check this out, and
11:04	you make sure you tell him, "John Anderson sent ya." Alright? So now I'm gonna have to
11:10	find some other famous guy or something to co-host this with me. So, that's kind
11:15	of been the delay. He's opened up a new shop/warehouse. Stuff like that.
11:18	He's really expanding his... his... his warehousing and stuff like that, for his... his...
11:26	his invention there. The Combo Hitter, so make sure you guys check that out.
11:30	It's quite the item. I'm personally gonna be buying one myself. Yes, this skinny
11:33	scrawny "Popeye arm guy" is gonna be buying himself the Combo Hitter, see.
11:37	So make sure you check it out. But um... yeah. Other than that, yeah Johnny's back
11:46	ready to make some laughs. But let's try to do something a whole new way. A whole
11:50	new shebang, right? Let's stay away from the negativity, hey? Stay away from
11:53	all that raggedy draggedy shit, right? Come on! We all know there's negativity being
11:58	posted about me right now. But does anybody give a shit right now?
12:01	No we don't give a shit. Why would we give a shit about the negativity? We don't.
12:05	That's right. We don't. That's right. Negativity is for the negative little
12:09	bassholes in the little soul, so we don't need any that negativity.
12:12	That's right. We will defend that negativity in the backdrop, without them knowing that
12:17	we're finding their negativity. So, yeah. Yeah yeah yeah here here. So uh, yeah...
12:25	Maybe. My wife did a video this summer you guys might.. may or may not have seen
12:29	it on the fanpage from riding around with my daughter on her quad. I ended up
12:32	buying her a purple camouflage quad this summer! Just if I had all the time
12:38	in my hands right, Mark? But, hey! No internet, might as well go shop. We need to have fun!
12:42	Buy a swimming pool and a quad for the kid! Wheeeeee!
12:46	So that's what I did. Heh. So yeah, man. Frickin go check it out! I'm riding it
12:52	with her. You can try to see our dog. Another buddy's pitbull trying to run
12:55	after us in the videos. It was funny stuff.
12:58	Hi, Amber. I missed you too. Geez whiz.
13:00	I seen a picture of you with that Sons of... No. Not Sons of Anarchy...
13:04	What is that.. the walking... that the walking... the walking zombie guy, right?
13:10	And he's got you by the neck. He should have some pretty creepy thing, man. I don't know.
13:13	I don't know if I could put myself in a picture like that or a position to
13:16	have someone's hand around my neck like that.
13:18	(unintelligible) photo but that's some... whoa I gotta say,
13:22	for a woman, you got balls. Damn. You still look good. I gotta say, you
13:26	still look good. And Pamela Smith, whoa. How are you, Louise? Nice to see you.
13:34	Holy smokes. Yes, it feels good to be back. It feels good definitely... definitely good to
13:39	be back. Maybe I'll start doing some funky things just like Shane. His... his
13:43	talents kind of rubbing off on me, right? His little prank calls... man I really
13:47	loved the fuckin' prank calls that he does, so, maybe I actually start doing something
13:52	like that. Maybe we should have like a competition where me and Shane go
13:56	competing on who could do the best prank calls, right? Wouldn't that be really cool?
14:02	Like a little production... like this I'm sort of little... yeah yeah yeah.
14:06	Oh that would be good. Wouldn't it? Yes. Negan. That's it. Negan.
14:11	I always keep trying to call the guy "Degan" though. I don't know why. I'm wondering
14:14	anybody else has that problem. But yes, yes that is so cool. It is good to be
14:22	back and you know people... people are lovely. People are good. What did... did you
14:27	think that I was gonna be gone forever? No. I'm gonna tell you something right now.
14:31	There was... Heh, heh. You can't keep a strong man down. That's right. That's right. I was
14:37	smart. Smart. Smart. I'm telling you, smart Make sure, um... Betjuice. You mean
14:45	Beetlejuice? You some betjuice... you mean Beetlejuice. But yeah that... that prank
14:54	call you know. Something that drags in non-negativity. Wouldn't be a good idea?
14:58	No negativity. No-nothing. Let's do some positive shit.
15:01	Let's do some laughs. Let's do some pranks. All right? And some... you know what?
15:05	I'm even thinking is seriously handing out some money to the homeless people, man.
15:08	So I'm doing some serious tests like you know, those videos they see on
15:11	YouTube. They're testing the homeless people. You drop your wallet, and see if
15:14	they actually give it up? That kind of stuff. Maybe taking it a little bit
15:16	farther than that, right? Ideas. Just ideas, right? Nothing really. Just something kind
15:23	of on the back burner. I've had lots of time to sit back and get lots of things
15:28	on the go, right? And so, in Edmonton there's... There is a film being
15:32	produced and it's gonna be my first one. I think I mentioned that already. It was
15:35	gonna be filmed up here, but now our location is gonna be changing because
15:38	there's better resources in the City of Edmonton than in the City of Calgary, Alberta
15:41	Canada. So that's what we're gonna be doing. The film and that's where a lot of
15:45	the applicants that who applied for the film are actually located. So that even
15:49	makes it better for them considering and they won't have to travel five and a
15:53	half hours to eight hours drive just to be able to be a part of this production,
15:57	right? So there you go. Yes. And I will be going live with the screenwriter that
16:04	wrote the story. That's right. I just got... he's in UK, so you can imagine... I'm in
16:08	Canada. So in the United Kingdom, the time difference is pretty fucking bizarre,
16:13	alright? Holy smokes. I better catch up here. Oh, and it... the... the name of the video is
16:23	"A Mother's Heartache" domestic violence awareness film straight up, and I'm
16:26	hoping to have it submitted to the... I think it's the Toronto Film Festival by
16:33	2021, right? Yeah. So that should be cool. So, if you're looking for the ultimate
16:41	voice, make sure you check out www.silvermanslim.com.
16:49	I love TWD. Yeah, The Walking Dead. Yeah, yeah. I wonder. Are they still making seasons of that?
16:58	Geez. It's been so... so long, man. I haven't even watched any of that stuff.
17:03	My wife really digs it though. I'm telling you. She really digs it. Really does.
17:07	She really digs it. She really, really does. She loves The Walking Dead.
17:11	I don't know what it is man. Maybe I should go, you know, paint myself all
17:14	white and shit and black-in my eyes. Cut my tongue off and maybe she'll make love
17:20	to me. No, I'm just kidding. Nah Kat, ya heard that! All the trolls
17:24	are gonna take that one. Oh no, are they bloody going to do that? I really hope not.
17:30	I don't think that it would be very
17:32	suffice thing to do. Nor would it be very friendly. Shame on you if you even think of that.
17:39	Shame. Bloody shame. All of you sitting
17:43	here watching when I make a bloody embarrassment of myself. Who do you think you are?
17:47	Who? Anyway, there. I thought I'd play around. Fuck around with some voices and
17:54	accents for you tonight, so anyway. There you go ladies and gents.
17:57	Have some fun with that. I think I'm gonna jump off here. Spend some time.
18:01	But make sure you... make sure you don't... you don't steal the stolen news, okay?
18:07	Make sure you don't steal the stolen news, okay? There's somebody out there and he's
18:13	stealing stolen news and you don't want that guy to continue stealing the stolen news,
18:17	cuz he's a stolen news bum, alright? Alright. Okay, so make sure you say no. Say no to
18:25	drugs, and say no to stolen news bums. Anyway, signing off. Love you guys!
18:31	Have a good night. Peace. Hey, it's good to see you all. Bye Amber. Bye Shonna. Bye Ralph.
18:35	and... and... and... Pamela, Louise, Kimberley... Jane! All you, Kimberly again!
18:44	Audrey. Aaron. Nice... nice... nice. Lee. Ronni! Alright. All you. Jason. Hey man, I hope
18:55	everything's going good with you, Jason. Make sure you call me and let me know how
18:58	everything's going. That advice I gave you in regards to "you know what" bro. yeah.
19:02	Get back to me. Let me know. Anyway, thanks everybody for watching. Make sure you
19:06	share the hoop out of this video, because Johnny's coming back in a whole
19:09	new way baby. Hmm. Have a good night.